The best thing a chav can do... 

The best thing a chav can do is keep his fingernails bitten/cut/clipped as short as possible. Nothing ruins a good chav wank like long nails like the women or poofs have. Get rid of the worthless dead white on the ends and work on those nails. The shorter the better. I had a chav mate who bit his nails almost to the moons. He was the absolutely best wank partner I ever had! I began biting my nails soon after he wanked me and now I have them really short nails, as a chav nails should be.

when me n my lad got arrested, we got put in separate cells n i was put in with some young chav. he was messin around n when he went to the toilet which was just in open view, he just lobbed a massive cock out n pissed everywhere, when he saw me watchin him he just smiled, shook it in my direction, squeezed it a coupla times n then went n sat down. i got up went to the toilet n lobbed mine out which was now solid. he started gropin his thru his trackie bottoms so i started openly wankin for him. i could see him jerkin off his big fat cock thru his trousers n his hips started jerkin around n then he moaned n a wet patch showed thru his trackies which he ran his finger across n licked. i walked over to him still pumpin my cock n he looked at. i stuck my hands down his pants n got his cum on it n licked it off my fingers n then shot on the floor next to him. he ran his fingers over my bellend n licked my cum off them it was well hot. after that we just sat talkin til we were taken away separately for questionin bigstu

the best time i had was when i was at my mates house and he was getting in the shower he didnt no i was a randy little fuck at the age of 18 but i said i need 1 to he laughed and then i sayed ill come in with you so he said i could if i done 10 dares of his choice one was to let him strip me and then run round the house so i did an thats when his brother whos 19 walked in he jumped on me i thought he was gonna punch me but instead he said strip me and well all have a shower . i slept that night from 7 am till 5 pm i was naked and being fucked like a gooden to this day everytimme i walk in that house when there mum aint there im naked and i love it Rich_wanka

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